Five Fs. Zero fucks. Start here.

Where your food comes from is a finance story, whether you can lift your own suitcase at sixty is a fitness story, and both of them run through a farm. I write about the systems nobody shows you — and I read the policy docs so you don’t have to.

All the tools to thrive are right outside your door. I’ll teach you the rules.

Jessi Roesch seated in a pink patterned dress, holding a husk of corn 7,000+ readers Austin, TX
Pick your door

Five Fs. One next step each.

You are somewhere on this already. The only useful question is what the next rung looks like from where you’re standing.

01 Jessi holding a bunch of kale, seated beside a disco ball

Food

Who buys the land outside your city decides what’s on your plate in a generation. A newsletter most weeks on how that actually works.

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02 Jessi listening to a farmer holding a microphone, seated under a shelter on his land

Farms

Land changes hands whether or not there’s a plan, and without one it goes to whoever shows up with cash. Downland is the plan — the business plan and the succession plan, built before you need them.

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03 Jessi pressing a dumbbell overhead in a gym

Fitness

I love working with beginners on strength and longevity, and nobody has ever been made stupid for starting late. Weekends only.

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04 Jessi speaking into a handheld microphone at an evening event

Finance

Fifteen years and $10B of underwriting taught me that the operators who got turned down almost never had a bad business. Nobody had handed them the rules. The paid tier is where I hand them over.

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05 Jessi on a panel with a microphone, mid-gesture

Future

Keynotes, panels, workshops and podcasts. I make complex systems thinking usable by the people in the room, and I’m funnier about it than the topic deserves.

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The throughline

My resume looks chaotic until you notice the pattern.

I’ve spent a career walking between rooms that don’t talk to each other. Policy hearings and CrossFit boxes. Lending desks and farmers markets. VC pitch meetings and 5 a.m. sessions where somebody is learning to deadlift for the first time at forty-seven.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to notice that the same three or four things are broken in all of them, and that the same handful of moves tend to work. Business transition is behavior change at a generational scale. So is learning to squat.

Nobody here is behind. People only know what they know, and you deserve to know more.

More about me
Receipts
$10B+ Underwritten in commercial lending
15 yrs Inside the system I’m trying to fix
7,000+ Readers of Chaotic Natural
5th In Texas, Olympic weightlifting, 2024
Speaking

Put me in a room that doesn’t talk to the other rooms.

Keynotes, panels, workshops, podcasts. Food systems, farm succession, capital access, behavior change — and how those four are the same story told to different audiences.